So you gave your number to a pretty girl you met at a party last night. You guys had fun and she looked really interested.
You came home and you guys started chatting on texts. But after your last text, she went silent.
You asked her a zillion times, yet no reply. She didn’t even accept your FB request.
She might be playing hard to get, or you might have doomed your fate by sending her one of these texts.
1. Shall I come over?
I didn’t invite you, you creep.
2. You have really hot friends on Facebook.
I don’t do matchmaking for psychos.
3. Oh! You work as a secretary!
Yes, that’s what I do. If you have a problem with that, take a walk.
4. What is your complete address?
Dude, are you a stalker or what!
5. Should you really drink this much?
If I needed a shrink, I’ll check the yellow pages.
6. I lykyrblkdres
If that’s how you use your vowels, spare me!
7. I am sending you a picture of my family jewels
I don’t want to see your junk, without asking for it.
8. I am off to a party tonight, want to meet up for coffee before that?
What am I a pit stop?
9. You should not work so hard, chill!
You should shut up, you talk too much!
10. You girls have it so easy always
So easy to stop texting too!
Avoid making such blunders if you are looking for a lasting relationship! Khurki helps!!
