We were talking about a number unknown or ‘hi-hello’ type mates who’re invariably ready to bug us on our ‘Relationshit status’. Oops…’Relationship’, I mean!! Their relationship shit rarely matters to them… but why do we pay so much attention, especially on things which are basically shared with close ones or best buddies only? For that matter, their questions can never RIP because THIS is probably forever. Some humoristic answers to ‘I love peeping into others’ underwear, so here we go: Why Are You SINGLE?’
1 People like you have ruined my ‘love’ life
2 What? You want to break up?
3 Yes, but haven’t you seen my followers on Instagram?
4 ‘No, I’m plural! LOL’
5 No, your boyfriend’s cheating on you
6 I masturbate quite often, so
7 No, my boyfriend’s invisible, sometimes
8 I prefer doubles, even in pizza!
9 No, but you seem homosexual?
10 To have sex, I need not to be in a relation
11 Yes, because I don’t want to go shower quite often
12 Yeah, because waxing hurts!
13 Actually, my cat…she cuddles the best!
15 Yes, because I hate sharing chocolates
16 Yes, but only on Valentine’s Day
17 Tired of faking orgasms
