You just had a session of great sex, you played your cards right and scored big. Now when you are basking in the afterglow, don’t say something stupid and spoil it like a fool.
Either say something nice, or stay shut. But please do not say the following things:
1. I never expected it to be so good
Are you seriously setting a bar for her or asking her to send you home packing.
2. Should I stay over?
Dude, you just called her a one night stand. Next you might hear, it’s better you leave.
Well you asked for it.
3. Thank you!!
We know your mom raised you well to say thanks and sorry. But this protocol needn’t be used in bed. After all, she didn’t get you a cup of tea.
Grow up man.
4. Was that good for you?
Please don’t spoil your image by disclosing your insecurities to her or your inexperience.
You can either be good or bad, at least be confident.
5. I have an early meeting with the boss tomorrow!
You might be the CEO of your company, but in her bedroom – you are her lover. If you treat her like a secretary, your days are numbered.
6. Aren’t you too loud?
It is like saying the chicken was burnt. If she can’t be herself in her bedroom, she doesn’t need you for sure.
Too lame!!
