Chalkboards are multipurpose. They are a great advertising tool, which, if used well, would attract more business. They also end up being signatory to a specific restaurant or service – something that would eventually become your identity.
A funny, witty and humorous chalkboard would definitely assure a client of a good time. The positioning is the next important aspect to be factored in. Placed inside a restaurant, only those coming inside would notice; placed in the window, can skip attention; placed outside the restaurant or side-walk, definitely attract!
But how many of us do remember the catchy liners on chalkboards of bars and restaurants?
1. Domestic violence, eh!
You’ll definitely not store it in your gallery, if you’re a violator!
2. High-priced gifts for you
Time to shake hands!!
3. Choose and eat, wisely
I choose to ignore people who judge me on my food xD
4. Any spoiled brat out there?
Caution : Don’t carry your gf along.
5. For those lazy lads
That’s probably no less than an Oscar winning moment.
6. For the lovers of wine!
LOL…Now, this must be under the influence of wine!
7. And after you’re done with the wine…
I’ve read it, but I wanna see if they’re honest.
8. JACKPOT
But did they mention the gender of bartenders?
9. Another one for pig lovers
That’s in case you might go against your gf to prove your love for the food.
10. Heart aches
But at least direct us to some ‘sex sells’ place!
11. Discrimination
What about ‘others’?
12. That sarcastic wannabe
Throw’em all, I’m coming!
13. This bar should be demolished
And you thought bars had women waiting for you.
14. They’re just being honest
Truth hurts is what they say.
15. Bars are not for children
Too much booze can result in this.
16. Friday special
Wow. That was the deal worth waiting for!
17. Whiskey is the key
Mom it was just a whiskey in a bowl of soup. Is that wrong?
18. Druggers
This is no place to play Treasure Hunt.
19. Is that an insult?
These solid reasons won’t hold you back
20. Grape’y things
Ohh, let me know when the fresh ones arrive.
Comment below if you have something sarcastic on mind!
